Beautiful Disaster

in the land of gods and monsters i was an angel, looking to get fucked hard

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

(via portugoose)

gowns:

my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.

(via laughbitches)

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

  • BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma: What?
  • BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

God he’s so amazing i love him okay

actionables:

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

she has no favorite type of coordination because she has died RIP Whitney

(via covocal)

aaaaaAAAAAHHHHHH FUCKING FUCK I DROPPED SOME ICE CREAM IN MY BRA JESUS FUCKING CHRSIT ITS COLD

FCUCK

give it about 2 more seconds and it’ll be totally melted

megachrispct:

piercingsandink:

imalonelywhale:

thehunterandherangel:

balancedwithshadow:

thesataniclokeanrebel:

vanderwolf:

wholeheartedlyhalfhearted:

theclocktowerguardian:

dorkmeetstumblr:

acanthachaos:

I find this so adorable :3💜

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE. #thedream

For Amber

Women like this don’t actually exist, do they?

excuse you 

We exist all over the goddamn place.

I am like this thank you very much!

this will be us hehe

This is literally my relationship.

oh my god this is so freaking cute and that last picture omfg HAHAHA

Women like this that exist are already taken 99.9% of the time.