Beautiful Disaster

in the land of gods and monsters i was an angel, looking to get fucked hard

I’m a goddess and y’all know it

Hello yes I am in a fab mood today

Hello yes I am in a fab mood today

lanafan:

Red, white, blue is in the sky
Summer’s in the air and
Baby, heaven’s in your eyes
I’m your National Anthem

(via lanafansideblog)

Wearing Aaron’s necklace again feels good

Tsara gets high and sends me snapchats

Tsara gets high and sends me snapchats

Yeah text me at 1:39 when you know I’m fucking dead asleep and I’ll probably wake up right at 12 since I don’t work that’s really smart

Yeah text me at 1:39 when you know I’m fucking dead asleep and I’ll probably wake up right at 12 since I don’t work that’s really smart

I feel pretty

I feel pretty

It’s been a pretty rad birthday

It’s been a pretty rad birthday

tabularojo:

thelordanubis:

tabularojo:

thelordanubis:

dwarfpriest:

temperpaints:

So I drew a Rigby as Rocket Raccoon.

I heard him in my head. In at least two languages.

Would that make Muscle Man Drax?

I’d imagine making “My Mom” jokes would be difficult if you had no concept of metaphors

Do you know who else seeks vengeance for the murder of my wife and daughter? MY MOM!She loved them dearly, and was deeply saddened by their deaths.

Alright you win

tabularojo:

thelordanubis:

tabularojo:

thelordanubis:

dwarfpriest:

temperpaints:

So I drew a Rigby as Rocket Raccoon.

I heard him in my head. In at least two languages.

Would that make Muscle Man Drax?

I’d imagine making “My Mom” jokes would be difficult if you had no concept of metaphors

Do you know who else seeks vengeance for the murder of my wife and daughter? MY MOM!
She loved them dearly, and was deeply saddened by their deaths.

Alright you win

(via dnanimal)

What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.