Wearing Aaron’s necklace again feels good
Yeah text me at 1:39 when you know I’m fucking dead asleep and I’ll probably wake up right at 12 since I don’t work that’s really smart
It’s been a pretty rad birthday
So I drew a Rigby as Rocket Raccoon.
I heard him in my head. In at least two languages.
Would that make Muscle Man Drax?
I’d imagine making “My Mom” jokes would be difficult if you had no concept of metaphors
Do you know who else seeks vengeance for the murder of my wife and daughter? MY MOM!
She loved them dearly, and was deeply saddened by their deaths.
Alright you win
What You Crave vs What You Need
- Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
- Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
- Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
- Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
- Cookies: Freudian psychology.
- Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
- Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
- Ice: The sweet release of death.