I think I’ve worn his jacket like 4 days in a row now okay wow
Who’s good at massages
Because I need one
Or a lot
Just everywhere pls
3-10 last night
7-3 today, 5-8:30 at my second job
Jesus help me
My brother has a friend over and they’re playing pokemon while wearing princesses tiaras
Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman
ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ
Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.
The bolded is the realest shit. EVERY. TIME.
So fucking real
if you ever feel embarrassed about yourself just remember that on my first day of 8th grade I wore 30 hairclips, a pink tutu, a giraffe backpack, fake rainbow hair extensions, invader zim shoes and shoe laces, pink fishnet arm warmers and about 34 bracelets and necklaces and ran around saying “nya” for 3 hours until the principal made me change
ARE THERE PICTURES