Beautiful Disaster

in the land of gods and monsters i was an angel, looking to get fucked hard

nixxies:

sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like

my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen

(Source: nixxies, via awkward-ostrich)

Ew 13 days until my birthday

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

(via laughbitches)

If I can’t wear glasses I need makeup everyday

I will tape those fuckers together

FUCK FUCK FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY BROKE MY GLASSES AND I DON’T KNOW WHEN I GET MY NEW ONES
SHIT
FUCK

How about I just not eat anything anymore
Maybe I can lose weight that way
And I’ll try and work out all the time

Guess who’s taking a trip to patient first in a few minutes

I’m set for the day